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somewhere in the desert inside a house
Jario: SAND KING MY NIGNOG WHAT YA DOIN?
Sand King: Writing a unfunny post what is it Jario?
Jario: My man people are talking about Daddy O Five! Did you know that?
Sand King: Of course not, it's not like it is the only thing that's been in my youtube feed for a week.
Jario: Than talk about it!
Sand King : no
Jario: Why though?
Sand King: Because it's all been stated.
Jario: Can't you add your own ideas to the mix? You've talked about if before, why not now?
Sand King: Everything I have stated before has been explained much better than I ever could have done. I basically would just be regurgitating everything over and over. Every fine detail has been pointed out and dissected, it's the equivalent of performing an autopsy on the corpse of a long solved case, useless. And this is Google Plus for Christ sake, no one outside of the users or Google itself pays attention to it, twitter and 4chan does too but rarely.
Jario: But, is there anything else you want to talk about?
Sand king: I have 5.7 gigabytes of photos involving cheese clip art alone-
Jario: Animation Memes.
Sand King: You sonic loving monster.


Yeah for those of you that don't know, I despise animation memes. Recap, a meme is not just a trendy joke on the internet, but a trendy style passed from one individual to another. In this case, oregano furry, anime, or animal characters dancing to a Mediocre or shit song while moving around in a 2 dimensional plain of suffering. They all are so similar that it's hard to differentiate one video from another. All the characters have similar designs, color pallets, and personality traits. The music is also extremely similar, even the "dance moves" and backgrounds are carbon copys. They are not creative and I don't likey. They don't have stock photos of Arabian men or Knuckles, and most punishable a lack of All Star edits.
We are done here.

Sand King : Masturbating to Tumblr artist is morally wrong
Jario: No u 
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Google plus is shiny S2. (Lyrics in Description)
Well, Quote hasn't always been this glam
I was a drab little trap boy once
Now I know I can be happy as a mimiga
Because I'm beautiful baby
Did your granny say, "Be a good Christian boy."
"Don't smoke the devil's lettuce"?
I need three words to tear her argument apart
Your granny lied
I'd rather be shiny
Like a treasure from a sunken meme page
Refresh the page and make it look shiny
I will sparkle like a robloxian with a fatstack
Just a sec, don't you know?
"Smol Beans accounts" are dumb, dumb, dumb
They chase anything that glitters,
Beginners
Oh, and here they come, come, come
To the brightest thing that glitters
Mmm, sparkles and molded cheddar

I just love free food
And you look like seafood

Well, well, well
Little Shulk's having trouble with his look
You little Semi-Femi-Mini-Protagonist
Ouch! What a terrible performance
Get the wort! (Get it?)
You don't swing it like you used to, man
Yet I have to give you credit for my start
And your gold dubloons on the outside
For just like you I made myself a work of A̸͎͈̟̱̲̠̫͈̙̘̠͕͟A̡̢̛̪̺̜̦̥͉̩̘̻̙̻͍̝̠͞À̸̸̭̥͉͈̹̩̣̳̥͓̺̪̝̣̣̼̖̭̟͝Ạ̶̧̮̼͚͔̜͉͉͚̤Ą̴҉̨̼͔̬̖̪̬̙̜̪À̢͏̣͎̝͍̖̹͙͙̝̝̰̗̰Á̡͕̮̙̳͠͝A̧̹̗̳͓̝̱̻̼̫͟͠A͟͢͏̯̝̯̳͇͍̪̣̻͙̭͈̠͓̹ͅͅA͏͈̦̟̪̦͉̼̗̳̠̥̣̳͉͘͠ͅͅA̢̢̖͍̖̭̳̥͔͈̣̪̝̟̦̺͈̮A͏̫̣̩̯A̡͚̦̯͓̩̞̮̼̘̭̼̠̖̻̻͚̬̖̖̕͜͡A̛͏҉̗̺̯͇̙̥͚͙̟͖̱̰͇̫͎A̧̗̯͙̣͓͖̣͙̘̗͖̣͟ͅͅÁ̷̷͙̭̲̹͝ͅA͎̗͕̪̫͔̹̩̰̠̞̩͎̝̼͖͢͝͞ͅÀ̵̱̱̬̩̫̪͕͖̘̯͓̞͡A҉̨̩͈͙̩̬͕̫͚̭̟̱̱̦͇̘͔̝̘̼Á̵͉̰̮͙͈̘̰̼͖̠̳̟A̷̴̺̼̰̥̥͍̥̥̲̳̻͚͜͡A̺̞̬͎͍͞ͅA͜҉̨̛͖̝̘͚̖̣̥͖̮͉̻͈̦̮̙̠̪̼̹͢A̢̹̰͉̱̩̩̲̼̘̖͉͘͠ 
I'll never hide, I can't

I'm too shiny!
Watch me dazzle like a piece of fanart on deviantart
Strut my stuff, my stuff is so shiny
Send your followers but they'll never be enough
My alloy shell is too tough, Shulk man
You could try, try, try
But you can't expect a copycat
To beat an aristocrat(Look it up)
You will die, die, die
Now it's time for me to take apart
Your aching heart

Far from the ones who abandoned you
Chasing the love of these good bois
Who made you feel wanted
You try to be tough
But your bulborbs just aren't skilled enough

Shulk! Now it's time to kick your bulge
Ever seen someone so Shiny?
Soak it in cause it's the last you'll ever see
C'est la vie mon ami, I'm so shiny
Now I'll eat you so prepare your final plea
I want those footsies

You'll never be quite as shiny
You wish you were nice and shiny
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Google plus is shiny S1
Well, Quote hasn't always been this glam
I was a drab little trap boy once
Now I know I can be happy as a mimiga
Because I'm beautiful baby
Did your granny say, "Be a good Christian boy."
"Don't smoke the devil's lettuce"?
I need three words to tear her argument apart
Your granny lied
I'd rather be shiny
Like a treasure from a sunken meme page
Refresh the page and make it look shiny
I will sparkle like a robloxian with a fatstack
Just a sec, don't you know?
"Smol Beans accounts" are dumb, dumb, dumb
They chase anything that glitters,
Beginners
Oh, and here they come, come, come
To the brightest thing that glitters
Mmm, sparkles and molded cheddar

I just love free food
And you look like seafood

Well, well, well
Little Shulk's having trouble with his look
You little Semi-Femi-Mini-Protagonist
Ouch! What a terrible performance
Get the wort! (Get it?)
You don't swing it like you used to, man
Yet I have to give you credit for my start
And your gold dubloons on the outside
For just like you I made myself a work of A̸͎͈̟̱̲̠̫͈̙̘̠͕͟A̡̢̛̪̺̜̦̥͉̩̘̻̙̻͍̝̠͞À̸̸̭̥͉͈̹̩̣̳̥͓̺̪̝̣̣̼̖̭̟͝Ạ̶̧̮̼͚͔̜͉͉͚̤Ą̴҉̨̼͔̬̖̪̬̙̜̪À̢͏̣͎̝͍̖̹͙͙̝̝̰̗̰Á̡͕̮̙̳͠͝A̧̹̗̳͓̝̱̻̼̫͟͠A͟͢͏̯̝̯̳͇͍̪̣̻͙̭͈̠͓̹ͅͅA͏͈̦̟̪̦͉̼̗̳̠̥̣̳͉͘͠ͅͅA̢̢̖͍̖̭̳̥͔͈̣̪̝̟̦̺͈̮A͏̫̣̩̯A̡͚̦̯͓̩̞̮̼̘̭̼̠̖̻̻͚̬̖̖̕͜͡A̛͏҉̗̺̯͇̙̥͚͙̟͖̱̰͇̫͎A̧̗̯͙̣͓͖̣͙̘̗͖̣͟ͅͅÁ̷̷͙̭̲̹͝ͅA͎̗͕̪̫͔̹̩̰̠̞̩͎̝̼͖͢͝͞ͅÀ̵̱̱̬̩̫̪͕͖̘̯͓̞͡A҉̨̩͈͙̩̬͕̫͚̭̟̱̱̦͇̘͔̝̘̼Á̵͉̰̮͙͈̘̰̼͖̠̳̟A̷̴̺̼̰̥̥͍̥̥̲̳̻͚͜͡A̺̞̬͎͍͞ͅA͜҉̨̛͖̝̘͚̖̣̥͖̮͉̻͈̦̮̙̠̪̼̹͢A̢̹̰͉̱̩̩̲̼̘̖͉͘͠ 
I'll never hide, I can't

I'm too shiny!
Watch me dazzle like a piece of fanart on deviantart
Strut my stuff, my stuff is so shiny
Send your followers but they'll never be enough
My alloy shell is too tough, Shulk man
You could try, try, try
But you can't expect a copycat
To beat an aristocrat(Look it up)
You will die, die, die
Now it's time for me to take apart
Your aching heart

Far from the ones who abandoned you
Chasing the love of these good bois
Who made you feel wanted
You try to be tough
But your bulborbs just aren't skilled enough

Shulk! Now it's time to kick your bulge
Ever seen someone so Shiny?
Soak it in cause it's the last you'll ever see
C'est la vie mon ami, I'm so shiny
Now I'll eat you so prepare your final plea
I want those footsies

You'll never be quite as shiny
You wish you were nice and shiny
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Sweeping Lonely City Streets
Elmo couldn't compete with Kermit the frog after the great meme war. Because Because they Because they are Because they were shitty memes


Note:
I do not hold rights to Elmo and the stock photo.
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  • Listening to: Sockstar
  • Reading: My Lineage was of Kings by Barred Austrolorp
  • Watching: Star Wars Ep 67
Remember the Mesozoic? The Mesozoic was so much better. Everything was better in the Mesozoic!
Here is the Mesozoic. If you don't remember, you did not have a childhood. You were not a child. You retroactively did not exist.

Remember Godwana? IT WAS A GOOD LANDMASS. You're too young to remember. IT WAS A GOOD LANDMASS. We had Shallow Seas. You don't. Things were better then. Now all is lost, including hope, which is dead.

We had:
Dycinodonts
Azdarchids
Plesiosaurs
Laurasia
Volcanic Activity
Abelisauridae
Ceratopsians
Coelurosaurians
Diplododic
Allosauroidea
Hadrosaurs
Thyreophora
Conifers
Tylosaurus
Choristodera
We had Choristodera. What to ecosystems these days have?
Nothing. The Mesozoic is over. All that's left is despair. The day the Mesozoic died, all joy died.

This generation.
They don't know.
They don't know.
Kids these days.
Kids these days.
This generation.
They don't know.
They missed out.

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